I’ve neglected this site for a while, so apologies to the literally millions* who check it every day looking for my wit and wisdom.

I’m going to go through and add a few bits and pieces I’ve written in the last few months. A lot of these are pieces I wrote and submitted to spoof news sites, so I’ll backdate them to when they were written.

Other bits I’ll add as and when.

As you were.

*of atoms, on average, occasionally adding up to a whole human being on a given day.